Horror movies and toddlers—nothing blends more harmoniously than these two words. The demonic Nun as a plushie, the Crooked Man as a bedtime lullaby, and Insidious as the new Teletubbies.
The movie industry tailoring an adult genre specifically for children is an absolutely fantastic idea. Let’s talk about taking the kids to local brothels next. The benefit: Early insights for their future careers.
And then I drift through the internet and hit these questions:
“Why are modern horror movies not scary anymore?”
“Hollywood horror movies PG-13 trend”
“Problem with modern cinema censorship”
Are you suits seriously sure this nets you more cash at the end of the day? To me, this looks less like expanding an audience and more like completely swapping one out.
What am I supposed to watch in the future? Winnie the Pooh as a serial killer?
PG-13: the new economic bliss. Capital, the brand-new model.
Honestly, back in the day, I would’ve gladly queued up for this with my parents just for the vibe. 
I need that plushie in my life right now… 
The Nun from Conjuring chilling in my bed right next to Annabelle? Say less, boy. Add a handy video camera and I’m gonna shoot those movies myself, haha
